Every once in a blue moon, there comes a game with dialogue so bad, so horrible, so utterly inane that a highly amused geek culture adopts these horrid machinations against the English language as fads to be reckoned with.

Dear Nintelligent readers, I submit to you the next such game: Metal Wolf Chaos. The 7-minute video you will see embedded after the jump is chock-full of some of the most BADLY DONE voice work I have ever seen.

Gape in terror at the bad logic employed by the protagonist. Stare bemusedly as people turn to WILLIAM SHATNER-esque delivery of lines during what is supposedly a news brief from the U.S. government.

And most importantly, laugh your ass off.